Marlon Wayans Laughs Off Baldness: ‘I Got That Big D*ck Energy’
Marlon Wayans, the comedic powerhouse and Hollywood staple, has once again proven why he’s effortlessly charismatic.
During an appearance on popular Twitch streamer Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 3, Wayans addressed his baldness and made it clear it doesn’t disconcert him one bit.
With his hand humour and tone- assured swagger, Wayans joked about embracing hair loss, saying, “Here’s the thing: I don’t care about hair.
Why? ‘Cause I got that big dick energy,” adding, “I don’t care about my height. You got BD energy. You can’t care about hair.”
Short. Sharp. Unapologetic. That’s Marlon for you.
Marlon Wayans tells Kai Cenat that he doesn’t care about being bald or having a big forehead because he has “big d-ck energy” pic.twitter.com/vwglN91NFL
— ryan (@scubaryan_) September 9, 2025
The conversation sparked when Kai asked the 53-year-old star about his age. In true Wayans fashion, he responded without missing a beat, revealing, “ I’m 53. ”
Kai Cenat, easily impressed, congratulated him by saying he looked far younger than his time. It wasn’t all laughs.
Wayans also took the occasion to invite Kai and his followers to the premiere of his latest film, HIM.
MARLON WAYANS SURPRISED KAI PULLING UP TO MAFIATHON pic.twitter.com/2iK8yxOKHe
— AMP (@AMPexclusive) September 9, 2025
Suckers are eager to see the film’s release, which promises Wayans’ hand mix of comedy and sincere liar.
Mafiathon 3 has become one of the most buzzworthy online events this year. Running 24/7 for 30 days, Kai Cenat’s marathon stream has attracted a slew of high-profile guests.
Apart from Wayans, celebrities such as Kim Kardashian, Ice Spice, and Latto have made appearances this month alone.
Ice Spice and Latto joined forces with Kai on 4 September to celebrate their new track, Gyatt, accompanied by its stylish video directed by Hidji World.
The collaboration has been widely discussed, even quashing rumours of a feud between the artists.
Fans looking for more entertainment won’t have to wait long. ComplexCon is set to return to Las Vegas on 25–26 October 2025.
With over 300 brands and live sets from artists like Young Thug, YEAT & Friends, Peso Pluma, Central Cee, Ken Carson, and others, it’s shaping up to be an unmissable event.
In a world obsessed with appearance, his effortless confidence is refreshing. Marlon’s message? It’s not about the hair on your head – it’s about the energy you carry.
